USA MEDIA HOLDINGS
BREAKING THE INTERNET DAILY
EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS ABOUT US.
The days of, “press 1 for new orders, press 2 for returns, press 3 for your horoscope” are a reminiscent bother for us at USA Media Holdings. There is far too much information available not to know what our audience is looking for once they land on our properties. You want women over 32? Done. You want mechanics in Boise, Idaho? Done. You want redheads with hangnails? We’ll talk. The point is, innovation is a tool, not a mere descriptive noun. Once attention is ours, we implement brand safe content and advertising opportunities, along with voodoo and witchcraft. This keeps our sites competitive in the publishing world and our souls void of demons.
At USA Media Holdings, our websites are designed by the nerds nobody spoke to in junior high. This ensures the highest level of work ethic, unparalleled understanding of all things inhuman, and the appreciation of clear skin. Our programming team is constantly watching all algorithms to ensure each of our sites constantly evolve with the demands of our advertisers. Optimizing advertiser/content to interested buyers are the “matches made in heaven” we strive to achieve, as our un-socialite geeks never did during adolescence.
Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
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